
Salim and gang
Snorkeling is more fun that I imagined. Yes, you need to know a bit of swimming, you need to know where to look, you need plenty of energy.
Or you need Salim.
It is a good thing I don’t know how to swim. I beg him to be with me. “Saliimmmm, Else I will die” Bat of eyelids.
And the other two benefit.
The second time we are left to snorkel in middle of the South China Sea, I beg him to come with me. Roe asks him if we could see the sharks. “You want to see shark, come” and we swim along. At least, the other two do. I piggy-back, sometimes pulling his shirt, sometimes holding his waist. He guides us to the middle of the sea, to scary depths. The green currents sweep us back, the sun beats down, but the sights, oh! The sights! The white and black corals, the sea cucumbers, the many hued fish, the school of shimmering little ones. What you see on NatGeo, it is even better. Far, far so!
And we also see four sharks!
Rick gives up after a while. It is hot and we are energy sapped after two hours of water lapping. Then she starts to puke. The fish swim up to devour her breakfast. She cries feebly, “Saliiimm, can I have some water?”
Yeah, right! In middle of the sea!
We spoil the trip for the Indonesian gang with us on our ferry – we steal away Salim for exclusive use, Rick pukes all over them, takes away their lifejacket to sleep on, and drinks their mineral water. They are very sweet though.
In the night, we go around the island looking for Salim. We buy Salems (Yes! Salim smokes Salems! - Which are, by the way, pack of expensive menthol ciggies. According to Roe, she hadn’t given anything as expensive to her boyfriend ever) but he is nowhere to be found. We stop at every bar, every lane, and every corner. They blame me for making him all tired from my back breaking mount. I remind them they saw sharks thanks to me. We don’t find him. We leave them with his sister.
Tioman: Rick's synopsis
This trip is of tiger and luggage limits, of sanitized city, of BKK love, of cranky early morning travels,of piccies and cheapies, of getting lost at Johar, of no tandas and follow mr. hot pants, of getting lost again and again,of kids brighter than us, of SKD and its surrealism, of project F.L.I.R.T,of I dont know you and I am on my own, of guessing nationalities, of Salim and his back breaking experience, of KFC download, of mersing and its painful glory, of Salim and his salem ciggies, of Salim and his no-show, of no buffet at the buffet, of 3n/2d or 2n/3d, of body massages, of spa unharmony, of papaya and papaya and papaya, of at the drop of a papaya , of nip and tuck, of toink,of the entire bottle of wine,of muay thai in the middle of night,of yoga in the sea,of rapid fire pukes in the middle of the sea, of salim,please get me water,of tadpole dives, of rocks that have promises to keep, of spoilt indonesians' holiday, of chilli crab curry jhataka, of bad food and good food, of Indians, of coming back for Scuba diver's course, reverse bungy and water ski,of no duty free shopping,of sgd,ringgits and rupees,of scary credit card bills,of the two girls who made this trip so immemorial